If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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