I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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