I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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