Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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