So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
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I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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