Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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