It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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