She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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