Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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