I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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