is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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