Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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