is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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