wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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