Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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