i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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