I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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