I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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