ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
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Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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