I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
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Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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