In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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