OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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