Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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