i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
dude. I can hear the air.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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