i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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