I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize