No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
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The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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