We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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