Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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