ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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