This is not my ceiling
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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