Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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