i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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