so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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