Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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