This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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