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I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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