New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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