Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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