She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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