Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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You made out with two different species that night
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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