Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It's official drugs can't kill me
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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