This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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