I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
he puts the penis in happiness.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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