My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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