wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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