He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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