I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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