the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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