the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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